JOURNEY INTO ART
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Journey into art

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Allied Arts Council of Spruce Grove

35 - 5th Ave, Spruce Grove, Alberta (in the Melcor Cultural Centre) Phone: (780) 962-0664 Mon. - Fri. - 10:00 - 5:00PM Sat. - 10:00AM - 5:00PM Closed Sundays and all Statutory Holidays


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                     My Chicken's On the Internet

My chicken's on the Internet.

She surfs the web all day.

I've tried to stop her browsing

but, so far, there's just no way.

 

She jumps up on the mouse

and then she flaps around like mad

to click on every hyperlink

and every pop-up ad.

 

 

 She writes a blog for chickens

and she uploads chicken pics.

She visits chicken chat rooms

where she clucks about her chicks.

 

I wouldn't mind so much

except my keyboard's now a wreck.

She hasn't learned to type yet;

she can only hunt and peck

by Kenn Nesbitt


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